Sage One: In Vision

And it came to pass that after buning a chalice full of calli weed The Sage One fell into deep meditation and a vision was revealed.

And beheld a small group of denizens who with gnashing of teeth called for brimstones and fire to rain down on he who used to be the Worshipped of The Day. For by now many months had passed since the great consolidation and manna (lint) still had not fallen from “O”enven.

And I speak unto them say “why art thou angry and not of good cheer?”

And they replied as one saying “yu no si di man tek wi moni and gawn?” I enquire of them why their numbers were so small to which they replied “Bwai a nuf piipl get rab but dem shame fi come public, dem no waan piipl si se dem fool fool”.

I enquired of their well being and was “bwai yu waan si di bank tek back di kyaar and wi affi a hide fram di bailiff”.

I the ask them “why did you not heed the warning of the Sage One who prophesied pain and suffering?”

To which they answered: “Yu waan si di money did yuu sweet when it did a run”.

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5 Responses

  1. hhhaaaaaaaaa yes sage oney

  2. NEWSFLASH

    Nothing of the UFO’s/AIS’s in the Gleaner and Observer today. Don’t log on.

  3. yow, sirach

    … check out Deacon Espeut column inna de Gleaner today … (munch, munch, munch) … ‘im nuh dun wid de “O”enven Fund-gone-&-we get-mentals dem yet … (munch, munch, munch) … me ah guh wait fe see Rev Al (caan-wait-fe-guh-ah-‘eaven-fe-get-we-riches) bless up de ‘gambling den’ dem again … (guzzle, guzzle, guzzle) …

    as Niney woulda sey “… blood, blood, blood & fire …”

  4. bwoy dat de weed whe yu a bun no easy. calli weed. Sound like mexican weed whe cross cali border to me.

  5. Sage yea man of wisdom,whenever yu need another good draw for meditating purposes let me know.Maybe we could go to Bobs Shrine at Nine miles to gather insiration to look deeper in the future

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